1. Bananas and papayas on the tree!
2. An enormous bull grazing two meters from your house (excuse the switch to the metric system, fellow Americans, it's a survival tactic).
3. A woman with laser-beam who will read your mind and steal your rich husband. She's in the market for a new farang (any takers??) and asked the Oriental Kwai to help her out by showcasing her on their website. I can't imagine why they declined.
4. Crazy swarming fish climbing over each other and throwing themselves out of the water to get to those brightly colored styrofoam balls. Actually, I assume those balls are some sort of fishfood, but the point is that these fish are aggressive...and hungry.
